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admin — Fri, 14 May 2010 00:49:16 +0000

So there were a handful of things I considered ~~bitching~~ blogging about today, but I had such a phenomenal work day that when my friend (thanks Michelle) sent me this I just had to put it up. Racism is my second favorite pastime…and white women is my first favorite so I couldn’t be happier.

Oddly enough go to www.www-tybowman.com …if you’re going to change the world pick a better name than C.O.W.S.

f*ck Justin Bieber.

admin — Wed, 12 May 2010 22:15:36 +0000

this kid made me enjoy a lady gaga song. he can do no wrong. ever.

Greyson Michael Chance > Justin Bieber

He’ll be on Ellen tomorrow.

Truman Show + Matrix = Adjustment Bureau

admin — Wed, 12 May 2010 21:32:51 +0000

The post title literally sums it up better than anything else I could possibly say.

The dialouge looks like it should be pretty clever and the story looks like a rip-off that got tweaked into originality so this looks like it should be a good flick. And Jason Bourne Matt Damon definitely trucked the hell out of that guy in the library.

Inception may beat this to the bunch considering it doesn’t come out until September.

Sidebar: Emily Blunt could get it. Early.

word.

admin — Wed, 12 May 2010 18:15:03 +0000

don’t want to talk about the first time I saw this.

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

admin — Wed, 12 May 2010 00:26:45 +0000

This man is the Leonidas of paper writer’s everywhere. Tell this story to your children. And your children’s children.

Note: the post title is intentionally irrelevant. word.

Eat my shorts.

admin — Tue, 11 May 2010 20:09:14 +0000

Matt Groening’s initial plan for the Simpsons. Before he decided he didn’t want to give up the rights to his characters (Jeff and Akbar would’ve been a hit) and drew this on a yellow notepad in the lobby before his meeting…

…and subsequently influenced a nation.

Picture sex.

admin — Tue, 11 May 2010 05:49:03 +0000

no photoshop. Neil Dawson via Cracked.

and I’m back.

Go Daddy Banned Superbowl Commercial

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:39:24 +0000

Ok, I’ll be the first to admit that I am partially biased because my good friend, Erron Jay, is in this commercial but is CBS serious? For starters they’re airing Tim Tebow’s abortion commercial. And then to add a bit of fuel to this fire they’re also planning to air a commercial for a gay dating site. Now, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against either of these ads. I’m just confused on how Go Daddy ended up being the commercial that CBS though would offend the most viewers. However, banned press has always been good press in my book and I expect this to garner more views for Go Daddy than they would’ve gotten if this spot aired on Super Sunday. They probably have an inside man helping them get their commercials banned so they can save the money on air-time just like PETA…oh you didn’t know?

See Erron Lola’s commercial here:

Lesson of the day (revisited from Superbowl ‘09): Getting your commercial banned is good publicity. Viral videos are better than Superbowl commercials and they cost less to air. (posted exactly a year apart…coincidence?)

MacGruber: The Trailer I hated to love

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:35:57 +0000

The post title says it all. April 23, 2010. I could’ve thought of a million other movies that should’ve gotten made before this (A MacGyver movie maybe?!?!?). However, this trailer made me laugh even when I tried not to.

Shouts to Billy and OhWrd for getting me back in the game.

Lesson of the day: “I’m more of a three wire kind of guy.” Will Forte’s Agent > Richard Dean Anderson’s agent

Kick-Ass

admin — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:19:53 +0000

April 16, 2010 I will be in a theatre somewhere in America watching the premier of this movie and enjoying every second of it. It’s called Kick-Ass and it’s based on a comic about a kid who up and decides that he wants to become a super hero. So he does…

Lesson of the day: McLovin (Chris Mintz-Plasse) as Red Mist ftw.