Has any celebrity ever been able to successfully cover-up video evidence of anything, ever!?!?!? (intentionally redundant). We’ve got footage of Lohan, 50 Cent, Kate Moss, and Amy Winehouse doing coke. We’ve seen Rihanna and Cassie play naked twister. We’ve seen Tommy Lee almost kill Pamela Anderson and we’ve seen too much Ray J and not enough Kim (but enough to die happy). It won’t be tough to catch you getting an autographed poster from Jordan Crawford.
For those of you who slept in today or have been moving so quickly that they haven’t even been near any sort of media outlet since last night (me), today’s big news story is the Nike/Lebron Posterization cover-up. Rather than get into it as much as everyone else I’m going to pose a few questions that I suggest Lebron consider.
1. If an MVP gets dunked on in the forrest and no one is around to see it. Is it still emasculating?
2. Has any celebrity ever been able to successfully cover-up video evidence of anything, ever!?!?!? (intentionally redundant). We’ve got footage of Lohan, 50 Cent, Kate Moss, and Amy Winehouse doing coke. We’ve seen Rihanna and Cassie play naked twister. We’ve seen Tommy Lee almost kill Pamela Anderson and we’ve seen too much Ray J and not enough Kim (but enough to die happy). It won’t be tough to catch you getting an autographed poster from Jordan Crawford.
I respect your game buddy, but it’s just a game. And the cover-up always makes it worse when the leak comes. Welcome to the most criticized season of your life. Have fun on opening day.
Nike. You should be ashamed of yourselves. You know better than this. Nevermind. You guys are probably waiting for a Lebron/cheerleader sex scandal before you sell the footage off to the highest bidder. Well played, Nike. Way to recoup the wasted money on those puppet commercials.
Jordan Crawford speaks about dunking on Lebron:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hEfPabOilw
In case you’ve missed the other times Lebron has been dunked on:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULtHGzlB5EY
And nothing is complete without commemorative shirts here.
Lesson of the day: Being a punk is the easiest way to lose fans no matter who you are. Right now I don’t even respect Lebron enough to dunk on him again.
